Poem #62

We decided a silly poem in three parts was in order for today...

                Emergency


    Teacher!   I   have   to   go   to   the   bathroom!
    Teacher   is   talking   to   another   child.
    Teacher!   I   have   to   go   to   the   bathroom!
    Teacher   is   grading   homework.
    TEACHER!   I   HAVE   TO   GO   TO   THE   BATHROOM!


    Why   didn't   you   tell   me?   Says   the   teacher.
    Oh,   brother!


                  Oh,   no!   The   bathroom
                  Is   under   construction!
                           Closed!


Have a good night, everyone!